Friday Fun
Oh, joy unbounded/With wealth surrounded/The knell is sounded/Of grief and woe. 50p They’re an incredible bunch, this coalition. Nothing like letting the top earners keep their money, they’re...
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Assuming that there are some out there, they’re probably alone – solitaire. Private Parts First the railways, then Air Traffic Control, then the NHS, then the police, and now it’s going to be the...
View ArticleWednesday Wide
Where do we go from here? The words are coming out all weird. Manchester City Manchester City will win the league. Excellent, that’s that sorted. If Roberto Mancini says it, it will happen....
View ArticleThursday Thrap
Well I just got into town about an hour ago, took a look around, see which way the wind blow Mad Men Hooray, Mad Men is back. An excellent television series, soon to be ruined by liveblogs, reader...
View ArticleMonday Mumble
You leave in the morning/With everything you own/In a little black case/Alone on a platform/The wind and the rain/On a sad and lonely face Only You Over the weekend, the Tories got done for...
View ArticleTuesday Toss
Well I’m not braggin’ babe so don’t put me down/But I’ve got the fastest set of wheels in town/When something comes up to me he don’t even try/Cause if it had a set of wings man I know she could fly...
View ArticleWednesday Wordemup
A brand new day is dawning/A light that will annoint thee/A sign from the subconcious/An angel sent to guide me/The searching will be over/The call will now be gentle/In the carriage on the fast...
View ArticleThursday Thrap
Feel the presence of the aura/Of the man none to compare/Loveless dying/For a just to touch a hand/Or a moment to share/Can’t deny the urge that makes them/Want to lose themselves to the debonair...
View ArticleThe Championship: how football should be
Just don’t mention Sam Allardyce. Image from Well Offside. When the curtain falls on another year of Premier League ‘excitement’, Match of the Day will doubtless broadcast familiar scenes of grown men...
View ArticleMinimum alcohol pricing
What a piece ay nonsense. Sentences you’ll never hear: “Shit, this White Lightening is beyond the reach of my limited exchequer. Enough! I’m getting a job.” Which is to say that enshrining a minimum...
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